I succumbed to the temptation of fanfiction. I always regret it. It's always inferior, and usually tripe. But trust the true LOTR book lovers to step it up a notch. Lovingly written and in the memory of Tolkien traditions, no sap, no tripe, Strongly middle earth. Strongly Fourth Age. Perfect language. Grammatically correct (As far as I could tell) Sindarin.

Ah, we real LOTR buffs are a cultured lot. Notice how I sneak myself into their ranks.