Survived Kilimanjaro- check

Romped through Safari- check

Sunburn- check

Quite happy- check

Now that we're almost off to Tanzania, I'm starting to feel anxious. How will I cope with primitive toilet facilities on the mountain. How will I make it to the top? have I packed everything I will need?

Must, must do everything humanly possible to make the summit

Need a fire-brandisher of blizzard of ogress of protection-moon of steed of boat-shed, anyone?

One can take poetic renditions too far. The above stands for a warrior.