Application submissions after I go mad

Q. If you could have dinner with one individual in the past, present, or future, who would it be and why? (250 word maximum)
A. Torn between Darth Vader and Jean Luc Picard.

Q. Tell us about your most significant accomplishment. (250 word maximum)
A. Confessing my love to Shaan

Q. We value innovation and creativity. Describe an innovative solution you have created to address a specific challenge.
A. When I got locked out of the KL guesthouse and I picked the lock to get in. Damned innovative, if you ask me.

Q. What steps have you taken to learn about the MBA program, and what factors have influenced your decision to apply?
A. Read through the website. Factors include: desperation, parental pressure and throwing the kitchen sink.

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