Thank god for civillisation.
Wake up in the morning in a bed (most ppl didn't really have raised beds till after the industrial revolution)
Bathe, brush teeth, groom self. (people bathed once a year, toothbrush? and moisturiser was not freely available.)

I could go on and on.. I could lie down and want to die. And being female I am triply, quadruply glad for modern era of comforts. May it never end.